EVOLUTION
If I were a stone, I'd be a moonstone.
If I were a tree, I'd be a redwood.
If I were a bird, I'd be an owl.
If I were an insect, I'd be a firefly.
If I were a machine, I'd be a Porsche.
If I were a tool, I'd be glue.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a strawberry.
If I were a flower, I'd be a daffodil.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be lightning.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a sorceress.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a cello.
If I were an animal, I'd be a jaguar.
If I were anything in the world, I'd be magick.
If I were a color, I'd be indigo-violet.
If I were a fragrance, I'd be orange.
If I were an emotion, I'd be attraction.
If I were a state of mind, I'd be dreaming.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be zuchini.
If I were a sound, I'd be hush.
If I were a book, I'd be Little Altars Everywhere by Rebecca Wells.
If I were a song, I'd be Winter by Vivaldi.
If I were an element, I'd be air.
If I were a plant, I'd be wisteria.
If I were a fabric, I'd be leather.
If I were a piece of clothing, I'd be a bra.
If I were underwear, I'd be bikini.
If I were a source of light, I'd be the stars.
If I were a time of day, I'd be dusk.
If I were a spice, I'd be cinnamon.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be a tiara.
If I were a body part, I'd be a hand.
If I were a room in a house, I'd be the tower room.
If I were a holiday, I'd be Independence Day.
If I were a writing utensil, I'd be a heavy smooth-writing pen.
If I were a type of wood, I'd be cedar.
If I were a type of makeup, I'd be lipgloss.
If I were an era, I'd be the future.
If I were a photgraph of nature, I'd be a small tropical island surrounded by an azure sea.
If I were a hairstyle, I'd be windblown.
If I were a natural phemonon, I'd be Aurora Borealis.
If I were a single word, I'd be escape.
If I were a place to eat, I'd be a sushi bar.
If I were a beverage, I'd be Coke.
If I were an alcoholic beverage, I'd be a pina colada.
If I were a type of home, I'd be an aging georgian mansion.
If I were an internet community, I'd be an art and writing forum.
If I were a good luck charm, an amulet in jade.
If I were a magickal tool, I'd be a crystal.
If I were a shape, I'd be an ameba.
Favorites
Music: Nothing country. Vivaldi, Loreena McKinnett, Frank Sinatra, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Santana, Rolling Stones.
Movies: Matrix, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Brotherhood of the Wolf, What Dreams May Come, Three Kings, Pleasantville, Mr. Deeds, LOTR, Elizabeth, Home Alone, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Holiday Inn, The Bishop's Wife (with Cary Grant), It's a Wonderful Life, Rear Window, Harry Potter, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Bridget Jones's Diary, Excalibur, The Snow Queen.
Other good ones: Phenomenon, The Rookie, Frequency, What a Girl Wants, What Women Want, The Sweetest Thing, The Mummy, Minority Report, Conspiracy Theory, Bourne Identity, Return to Me, Shrek, The Ring.
TV: Dexter's Laboratory, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Lonely Planet, Sex and the City, Sorority Life, documentaries about ocean life, travel, Egypt, forensics.
Food: sushi, oysters, lobster, medium rare filet mignon, mushrooms, pasta, Quizno's traditional sub with olives, cafe au lait, coffee, Coke, cheese.
You come from the Night Sky. You're drawn to the
stars and planets, and it's no wonder why, you
came from them.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Moderate |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
and
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | High |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | High |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | Very High |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Very High |
| Dependent: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
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11-2 Aquarius SUN/Taurus MOON
The combination of your Sun and Moon signs produces a personality that people find easy to like and admire. This is not so much for what you do as it is for what you don't do. Your never petty or small, and your appeal is to those in the higher as well as the lower rungs of society. You don't pester people with your worries and anxieties, but when others come to you, you drop everything to listen to their problems. You're interested in people, and like to be around them as an observer, but somehow maintaining a distance and not getting too involved individually. You rate people not on their position or rank, but simply on whether they interest you or not. You have a certain self-sufficiency about you, and you never feel that you have to put on airs to impress anyone. You have all it takes to be executive, except the desire that would be required. You seem to be devoid of any domineering or missionary spirit, willing to "live and let live." This combination blends the originality and independence of Aquarius, with the determination and powerful will of Taurus. These two fixed signs together give a will that is so strong that it may become obstinate and intransigent. Happiness can depend on assuring peacefulness and harmony in environment or home life, and in respect to human relationships. You need to be deeply interested in people.
You are Morpheus, from "The Matrix." You
have strong faith in yourself and those around
you. A true leader, you are relentless in your
persuit.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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I borrowed this from domynoe :)
a to z
A - Act your age? Not always.
B - Born on what day of the week? Friday at 11:20 pm. :)
C - Chore you hate? Filing, washing dishes.
D - Dad's name? Lewis
E- Essential makeup item? lipstick or chapstick
F - Favorite actor? Val Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Robin Williams, John Travolta, Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, John Cusak.
G - Gold or silver? Silver or platinum.
H - Hometown? I don't have one to go home to, so can I just pick one? My parents were gypsies.
I - Instruments you play? Piano, guitar when desperate.
J - Job title? Executive Secretary.
K - Kids? Two
L - Living arrangements? cottage-style house.
M - Mom's name? Lou
N - Need... money. Lots of it.
O - Overnight hospital stays? Twice for babies... normal births. Had a blood transfusion with the first one.
P - Phobia? floods, spiders.
Q - Quote you like? I'm bad with quotes...
R - Religious affiliation? Baptised twice, and currently trying not to be affiliated with any religion.
S - Siblings? An older sister, and two older brothers.
T - Time you wake up? 7 or 7:30 am on weekdays. Whenever on weekends.
U - Unique talent? Ability to retain latin names of plants in my brain and yet forget where I am...
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? I love veggies... except mushy, preservative-soaked canned ones. And I hate liver, pig parts, and anything really greasy-tasting.
W - Worst habit? not exercising, not eating right, crash dieting, refusing to drink water, being late.
X - X-rays you've had? Neck when I had a car wreck, but it was okay, just sore. I'm sure I had my collarbone xrayed since I broke it when I was small for climbing on cabinets. And sonograms for pregnancies.
Y - Yummy food you make? lemon-butter chicken, hawaiian chicken, fried chicken, baked chicken, and cornbread. (What can I say? I like chicken...)
Z - Zodiac Sign? Aquarius, born on the cusp of Capricorn, but PLEASE don't tell me I'm a capricorn, because that is incorrect, and it really ruffles my feathers. I don't know why.
I will be stung by a swarm of killer bees
How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test
STAR
"self-confident, self-esteem"
You have a feeling and sense of self-worth. You
gain fame for demonstration of your abilities
in two very different areas. You are gifted
when it comes to intuition, perception, and
precognition. THe head of the figure on the
card looks to the inner star for guidance and
support-- you tend to be fairly introspective.
which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
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EGYPTIAN MAGICK - To you Egypt appeares as the very
mother of magic. In the mysterious Nile country
you find a magical system much more highly
developed than any within your native
knowledge, and the cult of the dead, with which
Egyptian religion is so strongly identified!
What is Your Magick Path?
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The Rogue. Hardened, Dashing and a bit of a
romantic, you've seen the underbelly of life.
While not as bitter as some, you have a
Darkside and accept it. It helps get you
through the worst of times and helps you laugh
and party when you can.
What is the Dominant Inner being within You?
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6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?
You are an Ocean Beauty! Like the ocean itself, You are deep, complex, ever-changing, Turbulent and chaotic, Yet also calm and peaceful.
Which Woman of Beauty Are You? Find out! By Nishi.